ULTRAMANTIS endorses no product - EVER! Nothing for sale!!!*** Save your quarters for PAC-MAN!!

LEGALIZE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!!

 

 

*** except these items~! ------>

 

1" Button Set -$5 postage paid!! Set of 3 mind numbing pins perfect for your jacket, messenger bag, or zubzaz. You get all 3 of the following white hot designs:

 

CHIKARA Class of Spring 2002 (Inaugural Class) Promo Photo - $3.50 postage paid!! Glossy b&w photo of UltraMantis, Mister ZERO, and The Original Night Shift. Signed anyway you like it by the Mantis if you wish.

An authentic article of clothing from the closet of the UltraMantis - $10 postage paid!! Feelin' adventerous? Have lots of cash to blow on ridiculous things? Then this is the offer for you! Who knows what you will find in your mail box! An ironic t-shirt? Pants? Vintage sweater? Something even more mysterious? I'll put my very own mantis paw into an enormous pile of clothes and whatever I emerge with will be sent directly to you!! Can you dig it? Its called clean out my closet month people!

Interested in any of these goods? Drop me an email at ultramantis@hotmail.com and I'll hook you up with the Paypal info.